The Devine Escapism of Peachy Creams.

Pink is the colour for baby girls and the preferred choice of chavs who like to team it up with black for hideous ensembles. No Uggs Please. And no balloons. You guys make sick. AH i love you so much.

AVANT GARDAY.

The Scene of The Crime Against Decency and my Last Shreads of Manliness.

Salad Fingers. Lots of animal prints because im actually Mel B.

Robin Hood. Is it an Analogy for Being Uncircumcised?

Man in tights, loose term.

Maybe.

Who knows? It was all the rage when they first appeared, back when manky old harradins weren't allowed to show their cankles.

House-ware.

Warehouse party?? I thought you actually meant the shop. Jokes, I was fully mongoloided.

Check the dictionary its in there under vagina.

B is for Ben-ja-Minge

When all else fails trying to enter Narnia, react as you would when you fall over and attempt to pretend it never happened by making it worse.

Repeat-spicion

same as before, but raised the stakes.

I Prefer Lindsay on My Breasts, Chanels on My Legs.

You know what i did the other day? I googled murder.